Animal Jokes

Knock,knock.
Who's there
Larva
Larva who
larva cup of cofee


Knock,knock
Who's there
Amos
Amos who
amosquito

Knock,knock
Who's there
Flea
Flea who
Fle's a jolly good feller

Did you hear about the flea who
failed his exams?
he didn't come up to scratch


Did you hear about a boy who
wanted to run away to the circus?
he ended up in a flea circus

Did you hear about the religous moth?
he gave up wollens for lint

Did you hear about the angry flea?
he was hopping mad

Did you hear about the bloke who
set up a flea circus?
he started it from scratch

What do you get if you cross a
witch and a flea?
very worried dogs

What kind of gum does bees chew?
bumble-gum

Which queen can never where a crown?
a queen bee


Where do bees come from?
stingapore

Why do bees have sticky hair?
because of the honey combs

Why do bees go on strike?
because they wanted more honey
and shorter working flower

What did the confused bee say?
to bee or not to bee

What are bees favorite flowers?
bee-gonias

What do you call a bee who has a spell put on him?
bee-witched

Who rote books for little kids?
bee-trix potter

Why do bees hum?
because they forgotten the words

What did the mommy bee say to the naughty little bee?
bee-hive yourselk

What is a bee-line?
the shortest distance between two
buzz-stop

What goes hum choo hum choo?
a bee with a cold

Who is a bee favorite composer?
bee-thoven

What are the cleverest bees?
spelling bees

Which bee is good for your health?
Vitamin bee