Knock,knock.
Who's there
Larva
Larva who
larva cup of cofee
Knock,knock
Who's there
Amos
Amos who
amosquito
Knock,knock
Who's there
Flea
Flea who
Fle's a jolly good feller
Did you hear about the flea who
failed his exams?
he didn't come up to scratch
Did you hear about a boy who
wanted to run away to the circus?
he ended up in a flea circus
Did you hear about the religous moth?
he gave up wollens for lint
Did you hear about the angry flea?
he was hopping mad
Did you hear about the bloke who
set up a flea circus?
he started it from scratch
What do you get if you cross a
witch and a flea?
very worried dogs
What kind of gum does bees chew?
bumble-gum
Which queen can never where a crown?
a queen bee
Where do bees come from?
stingapore
Why do bees have sticky hair?
because of the honey combs
Why do bees go on strike?
because they wanted more honey
and shorter working flower
What did the confused bee say?
to bee or not to bee
What are bees favorite flowers?
bee-gonias
What do you call a bee who has a spell put on him?
bee-witched
Who rote books for little kids?
bee-trix potter
Why do bees hum?
because they forgotten the words
What did the mommy bee say to the naughty little bee?
bee-hive yourselk
What is a bee-line?
the shortest distance between two
buzz-stop
What goes hum choo hum choo?
a bee with a cold
Who is a bee favorite composer?
bee-thoven
What are the cleverest bees?
spelling bees
Which bee is good for your health?
Vitamin bee